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won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

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got this snapchat from my friend in japan

fuck me with these condoms or don’t fuck me at all

Blue Is The Warmest Color.

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every sentence is a sexual innuendo if you think long and hard about it



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I bite my lip.

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this is so fucking relevant to my life right now

Anonymous: What is your ultimate fantasy?


Financial stability.

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yeah school sucks but does it swallow 

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I just need a really, really good fuck

It is getting so hard to find good porn these days.

Thanks for coming…



All the sexy little toe-curling back-arching pillow-grabbing underwear-soaking oh-fuck-i-can’t-believe-i’m-gonna… orgasm stories from my inbox ;)

So I had never heard of pillow humping, so I tried it and loved it. The next time I went to try it, I played the audio post of all those guys getting off. Oh my god, it was so perfect. You are the greatest person ever.”

Okay, I’m just feeling really amazing right now because I just orgasmed for the first time from fingering myself thanks to your blog! I know it sounds stupid but I’m actually kinda… proud of myself? haha! thank you!”

I just wanted to let you know how much you’ve inspired me. I just had my first and second orgasm a few days ago using my bath faucet and it was amazing! Rubbing my clit never really worked. But today I tried it and, wow! I couldn’t of have done it without you!”

You probably get these sorts of messages a lot, but seriously, thank you for helping me achieve my first orgasm via fingering myself. As a lesbian, this finally happening was definitely a big relief for me. Thanks again!”

Thanks to your blog, I have successfully masturbated and gotten well over three orgasms and squirted, for the first time, six times at that! For the dry spell I’ve been through lately I’m one happy lady tonight! THANK YOU”


I found your blog a few days ago from your post about antidepressants messing with your sex drive. I used to masturbate almost every day and be able to orgasm without fail, yet when I started my antidepressants, I completely lost the ability to orgasm. I started watching a few of the solo guy videos that you posted and although it takes a lot longer, I can finally finish myself off for the first time in a month! I’m so so glad I found your blog, it’s amazing.”

I just had a super intense orgasm and it felt so good I’m still feeling the aftershocks. Because of this I just wanted to leave a quick thank you, because I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for you. I was a pretty repressed person before finding your blog. I was uncomfortable with my sexuality, my body, and I wash’t remotely assured as to who I was. I was confused about everything and I didn’t know where to look for answers. Your blog helped me figure out so much about myself, thanks!”

I was bored doing nothing when your blog suddenly showed up on my dashboard and 10 minutes into it i already had my hand down my pants for a quick one because I HAD TO i couldn’t control it seriously!

I’m 19 and I have had my first orgasm this morning. I masturbated with an electric toothbrush because I saw it here and IT WAS INCREDIBLE! I had 4 orgasms. At first I wasn’t sure if they were orgasms, but of course they were. I just read some stories from your tumblr and it helped me. THANKS! Orgasms feel amazing, I literally can’t wait to masturbate again haha”

I totally just masturbated using the Neutrogena Wave after reading your post. and it was so exciting because all my family was in the house and I orgasmed four or five times. So thanks and I love your blog .xx”


Ohmygod I just had 6 orgasms in a row with an electric toothbrush. Before it had been rare to have even one! When I first bought it (because of this blog, btw) it felt really nice, but I couldn’t exactly orgasm from it. Today I experimented with it and found out that when I hold the bristles at the very top of my clit I can come in like 10 seconds. Best masturbation session ever! For those of you who haven’t come yet, keep experimenting, because you’ll eventually find your sweet spot like I did :)”

This is awkward, but I wanted to tell you what I discovered today! So, I have been humping pillows for as long as I could remember. In the last 2 years I have tried fingering and I get no feeling, no pleasurable sensation. I read your post about things you could use in case you can’t buy toys, so last night I tried an electric toothbrush… and still no feeling! The problem with humping a pillow is that the feeling only lasts a couple of seconds and I’m left feeling gross and unsatisfied.

Well, Ive been feeling extra-horny lately and I just really want to orgasm so I was thinking and I remembered I have a Clarisonic face washer and it vibrates! So I brought it to my room and OMG. The feeling when it hits my clit is just overwhelming. I was grabbing my sheets and trying to hold in my breaths! I had to keep stopping early because I don’t want to moan to loud with my parents and sister home. But they’ve just gone to bed and I think I’m going to be doing it all night! Thank You for helping me!”

I’m 18 years old and a virgin, but I wanted to know how it felt to have a orgasm so I came across your blog and tried the vibrating toothbrush thing. Well let’s just say I am definitely buying some more toothbrushes. I just sat back and relaxed in bed and before I knew it I had two orgasms while watching Fairy GodParents.”

Okay so i’m sorta excited and i kinda want to tell someone lol. So I was using my electric toothbrush as a vibrator, and I already had one orgasm, but I keep going. And in the middle of my second, I fucking squirted!!!! It’s all thanks to your help.”

Oh man I just made myself orgasm with my fingers for the first time ever and I just had to share! I had always always used the bathtub faucet to get off and it gave me the most intense orgasms ever. But I was never able to get off just by using my fingers. I pulled up one of your hot girl on girl videos (I’m straight but i LOVE lesbian porn) and began stroking myself. Before I knew it I was all tingly and bam!! Orgasm! Thank you thank you thank you!”


"I’ve been following your blog for we few months now and your posts about showerhead masturbation made me curious so I decided to check it out. Amazing experience and I highly recommend it!! It takes me no time to reach my climax and it feels absolutely amazing! Thank you so much!! <3”

Oh my fucking god I just had the BEST orgasm ever. I’ve never had any real sexual times with people so it’s always been me and my handy hand. Anyway, I was masturbating like normal when I decided to slow down, watch a good video and just enjoy. And my god did I enjoy. I edged myself so many times. God it felt so great I can practically still feel it. I just had to share!”

So i just had the best goddamn orgasm of my LIFE. I feel like people send you things that start like this all the fucking time, but now i know why! I just need to tell someone, and all my friends who’d listen are sleeping! Like i was practically out of my mind and over the moon. I normally have no problem keeping quiet, but DAMN i physically had to hold myself back from making noise. I think i would’ve been screaming if i hadn’t. i’m just so happy. OK, if i don’t stop talking i’ll be horny again…”


Oh my god, so before your blog I was used to the simple rubbing technique when masturbating, after reading about the humping method here I tried it but it didn’t do anything for me. I was a bit skeptic about the showerhead method but I decided to try it. I was missing out on so many things! It was so intense it scared me and I almost fell over. I probably stopped before it was over b/c I felt like I couldn’t handle it but totally worth it. Thank you so much!”

I’m usually quiet when I masturbate, but used the electric toothbrush with out the head on it, and oh my god I could not quit moaning and I squirted like five times! I’m swear I’m still trembling.”

Just used the link you put up for the audios on literotica and omg, I haven’t come that hard in SO LONG. Thank you so much. I love your blog!”

I just had the most AMAZING orgasm after listening to some male audio from your blog! HOLY. SHIT. Thank you.”

Ohhh my god thank you for this blog. My boyfriend and i have recently withheld sex until i refill my birth control prescription (only four more days!) and i have been going stir crazy not getting any two-person relief. This blog SUPER ROCKS and also made me feel better about being straight and into lesbian porn. So yeah, I had a good solo evening and i appreciate it! Thank you and have a nice day!”


I just had my first orgasm EVER! My only sexual relationship was disappointing, which makes sense now that I know I’m gay and I’ve been really horny lately. I have a vibrator and felt like I’ve gotten close but I would shift slightly and lose my momentum. This time I clenched it between my legs over my clit and managed to keep it there and oh my god. I want more. Next step - getting there with my fingers! Thank you for your amazing blog.”

"Okay so I’ve been ‘masturbating’ since I was about 13 - I’m by far the youngest in my family so I have a lot of time at my house alone! - but I’ve never orgasmed.  We have this back massager called a genie rub that I used ALL the time. But I never orgasmed. I tried quite a few methods: shower head, bath tub faucet, a ‘dildo’ (a hair wand), and my fingers. It always would get where it felt really good, but I could just never come.

I started to just get really frustrated with myself and my body. But I kept doing it at least once a week to no avail.

I read tons of sex stories and fanfics, and even watched a few videos. I listened to sexy audio and tried to orgasm.

Then one blessed day, as I was looking up erotica on tumblr, I came across this blog.  I read the stuff on this blog and visited it for about a week.

Three nights ago, I was laying in my bedroom, after my family had gone to bed, and I was watching this tv show with a couple really hot guys in it, and I got super horny. I’d already read up on some of your tips and stuff about masturbation.

So, I watched this really hot lesbian video, and then I layed on my stomach and played with my breasts. I put in headphones and listened to sex audio. Then slid my hand down my pants. I slowly began to press and very gently rub my clit. I’m picturing a sexy threesome with my two best friends. I stick one finger inside to get it nice and wet. I started rubbing my clit and then it started feeling really good. I was softly moaning at this point and then I started rubbing and flicking my clit really hard.

I took a deep breath and my legs quivered and I groaned. I had FINALLY had my first orgasm!

I just wanted to thank you so much for your awesome blog! It really helped and I’m so happy! (Oh, and by the way, I masturbated and orgasmed twice the next day, and the next, and I’m about to go at it again today. I can’t get enough! Happy orgasms ladies :))”

I just had to tell you! I was lazily scrolling through your blog while gently rubbing my clit through my shorts. The air was blowing through my open windows and I felt so relaxed and at ease. As I was reading through stories and watching gifs I felt myself getting wetter and wetter and without thinking my panties were off and I was going faster, giggling and sighing and teasing my clit and fingering myself gently, the cool air touching my wetness. It was so sensual hearing my moans and the sounds of my wet folds against my hands. I was caressing and gently pleasing myself, and I opened my legs fully, going deeper and faster and I came for the first time!! I even tasted myself. Sorry if this was boring I’m just so pleased! ;)”

Holy shit, I have to share this with someone. I haven’t masturbated in about 2 weeks and I just orgasmed 4 times. I almost passed out after each one because they were that intense.”

I’ve masturbated practically every day since I was 14 or so [and first had an orgasm when I was 12], and initially I felt incredibly ashamed! All I could think was, ‘Oh wow, I’m such a disgusting person for enjoying this.’ We’d barely just learnt about it – and when I say ‘learnt’ our teacher taught us what it meant and that’s as far as it was ever discussed – and I was already touching myself?

Now that I’m more comfortable with who I am sexually I don’t feel embarrassed at all, in fact I think it’s made me a more relaxed and open person.

However since no-one [not even my own parents] dealt with the subject very directly I only discovered where my clitoris was hidden last week! I had to Google it in the end and the process of finding it was much simpler and more ‘hands on’ than I’d anticipated. I’ve got to say compared to what I’ve been doing for these past few years my sessions now feel like absolute bliss…

Reading up on your blog has enlightened me a great deal as well! For example,I never thought about using a showerhead before and I’ve just got to say. WOW. I couldn’t quite reach orgasm since I’m a bit inexperienced with uh, using a shower head like that? That would normally be quite a pathetic night if I couldn’t even orgasm, but the ride on its own was better than anything I’ve ever felt – usually I don’t make a sound so that no-one catches me in the act [as everyone always seems to want to wander into my room right when I’m about to start] – but this time the sensation I was getting was so powerful I literally squealed!

Also it was interesting to find out other people orgasm in their sleep as well! For me it’s a very rare occurrence [maybe 2 or 3 times a year] and I always doubted whether or not I was just imagining it or not. It’s not always as powerful as a built up orgasm, but it’s definitely a pleasant experience to have in your life-time [Having an orgasm without even trying- all you’ve got to do it dream about one!]

Sorry for sending you such a long message! I hope you don’t get bored reading through it!”


Ok so your post on different ways to masturbate helped me out so much! I’m so happy I’m not the only one who has dry humped a pillow or used a brush handle or whatever was around I’m a lot more aware of other tricks now too!! I can’t thank you enough!”

I just realized that you’ve been blogging again! I remembered when you said that you’ll stop for a while, so I stopped watching it. I’m REALLY happy you returned. I do love your blog, it’s been very useful in my sexual life.”

Hey I just wanted to thank you for making this blog! Recently my friend was in need of advice concerning health after losing her virginity and she would’ve gone to my other, more experienced friend (I’ve never had a sexual experience with anyone lol) but she was asleep, so I needed to help her. Let’s just say, thanks to the links, diagrams, and other information I’ve read on this blog, I was able to help my friend calm down and actually give useful advice for once! Thank you so much!”

This blog not only help me get it on with myself, but also helped me realize how into girls I really am: aka I’ve worked out I’m so fucking gay and I’m so much happier! Also; this blog makes me feel like my body isn’t disgusting and have me the courage to be able to look and love my body so thank you for this blog. Keep up the good work.

If I believed in God, I’d say you were doing His work here. You are a wonderful beautiful person, thank you for sharing your wisdom with us. I am so glad I found your blog. I’m so hooked, I haven’t even closed the tab to your page on my tablet, every time I turn it on I go straight to here. There’s an infinity of wonderful stories and sexy pictures. You’re just the greatest. Thank you!”


"I wanted to let you know that your blog empowered me to take my friends to an adult boutique to buy vibrators. Only myself and one of my friends bought them but let me tell you we are both REALLY happy we did. I love your blog!”

"I really hope that you keep blogging because what you are doing is really important and informative (well also extremely arousing too). So thanks!!! <3”

Just wanted to say I really love your blog. I lost mine a few months ago but I still come here all the time. It’s the only blog I come back to, too (I’m not a fan of porn, there’s something in it that makes me feel so cheap) but your blog is great. “

I discovered your blog today and I have to say that I love it! I love to masturbate although I have a boyfriend and it’s good to know that there are women out there that love masturbation too :)”

Thank you so much for this blog. I don’t follow many sexual blogs but you are an exception! Thank you for all the techniques and teaching me that pillow humping (the only way i can orgasm) is actually quite common!”


I found this blog around a year ago, and I just shared it with my friends. We had a sleepover a couple of nights ago and spent most of the time scrolling through this blog.”

Hi, I wanted to say thank you for making this blog, because I’ve learned new things that will really help me. Reading other peoples stories made me understand how sex works, what should happen, and what you might feel! I don’t what I’d have done without it.”

Hey I wanted to thank you a lot because after reading this blog and trying different methods, I finally tried out using an electric toothbrush to masturbate. I put it on my clit and after a little bit I squirted for the first time in my life. I didn’t expect it at all and it soaked my bed, but I didn’t have an orgasm. Round two is tonight and I think this time I will be able to reach my first orgasm. I’ll be sure to put a towel down. :) Thanks.”

Can I just take a moment to share this? I literally have no one else and I’m just really kinda excited, right now. I just squirted without even trying to - WHAT EVEN. That was entirely bizarre, but not unpleasant. I just need to be more prepared with a towel, next time! Thank you for your amazing blog!”

Oh my god I just squirted for the first time! I had no idea I could! While I was masturbating today, I was creaming as usual and then suddenly some juice squirted out. It was only a little at first then I ended up squirted soo much! And all before I even orgasmed! I had to clean up a whole mess, it was so exciting<3<3<3 -z”


Omg omg omg! I just squirted for the first time! I am so excited and I needed to share this with someone. I really didn’t think I could do that but wow that was amazing.”

I just had surgery and i’m unable to masturbate ;-( it’s your fault because your blog got me hooked on masturbating, so now I feel like dying. I miss my darling showerhead so much.”

Aw, honey. Think how satisfying it’ll be when you finally come though!

I’ve been following you long enough now to send you a private message and I just had to tell you how hot your blog is. Your comments top it off and all I can think about is fucking you and making you cum. Hard.

Enjoy your day, have lots of orgasm-y fun ;)”

Unf, thank you for that. You too!

Have fun everybody…

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